Are you cold?

Yes

Looking to bring some warmth into your life?

Yes

Buy puppy.

No? Too much responsibility, we understand.

How about we start that journey to warm commitment slowly. try this <points in appropriate direction>

Our Chilli Mussel/seafood sauce will make you a tasty bowl of chilli mussels or <insert your favorite seafood here (go the tiger prawns and calamari)> heat your dancing bits up and send you on your journey to warm city on the tasty bus.  

Vegetarians will love this sauce too, add a spoonful to your veggie pasta sauce dish and nom repeatedly

Contains: gluten products.
(Produced in premises that uses): Peanuts, sesame seed, tree nuts & crustaceans.